This post is a reprint of a post by Nick Alexandrow that originally appeared at Waste of Web.
Since I posted last week’s column Thursday, today’s comes Sunday night. (Editor’s Note: While Nick wrote this Sunday, the lazy SWINA editors are just getting it up tonight. Blame a good Monday night of wrestling with no Monday Night Football to compete with) My slightly arrogant and self-congratulating (for my correct predictions on certain teams) take on the final week of the regular season, Week 17:
Dallas 24 Philadelphia 0
The Cowboys sweep the Eagles this season, leading them to an NFC East title. Now, they get to do it all over again, hosting them for the second week in a row at the giant palace in Dallas. (Has it been called that yet? It rhymes. I want credit for that.) Dallas looked like the better team, and they’ve done a great job of shedding their December (and January) choker label, especially Tony Romo. I’m not sure what happened to Philly out there today, but watch out next week. It’s rare to beat a team three times in one season (see: Dallas and Giants from two years ago), and if I remember correctly from the 1993 season, when it happened in two games, when teams play the exact same team in the exact same location in the last week of the regular season, then in the Wild Card round of the playoffs, the result is usually different. Dallas needs to win their first playoff game since the 1996 season to fully shed that choker label. Philly needs to win the Super Bowl to get the Philly fans off of Donovan McNabb’s back and Andy Reid’s back.
Green Bay 33 Arizona 7
I know Arizona really didn’t have anything to play for here, but really, neither did Green Bay. I’m just going to assume that since it was pretty much set these two teams would play again next week and again in Arizona that the Cardinals went out with a vanilla game-plan that showed nothing. I trust Ken Wisenhunt since he’s won a Super Bowl as a coordinator and an NFC Championship as a head coach. This game should be fun next week. Both NFC games are rematches. The Packers are playing as well as anybody in the NFL right now, so I wouldn’t count them out of anything, and based on last year, I wouldn’t count the Cardinals out either. I love the NFC playoffs this year, by the way. The six teams that are in can all make the Super Bowl, and they’re far and away better than every other team in the NFC. The only team remotely close is Atlanta, but even they’re not in the class with the six teams that made it. I mean, the next teams down are the Giants, Panthers, 49ers, and Bears. The right teams made it.
New York Jets 37 Cincinnati 0
The Jets step up when they have to and make the playoffs. Now, they’ll be going to Cincinnati next week, where I’m hoping the Bengals show up a little better. The Jets also close Giants Stadium in a much better fashion than the team the stadium was named after. I’ve liked how, until recently I think, when there was a Giants game, it was “Giants Stadium.” When it was a Jets game, it would be the “Meadowlands in East Rutherford, New Jersey.” It’s got to suck to play in a stadium named for another team, especially one that’s had far more recent success and way more success during the time the two teams played in the stadium. Anyway, I said the Jets don’t deserve to be in the playoffs, and I hold to that. The Steelers are a better team; the Titans are the better team; the Dolphins swept them; the Texans may be better, though maybe not. And by the way, who’s the only person outside of southwest Ohio to say they expected the Bengals to have a good season and to even be a playoff team? Oh right, that was me. Still, they need to play a whole lot better next week if they want to win their first playoff game in like two decades. Again, maybe like with the Cards, they were playing with a stripped-down game plan. By the way, you know whose fault it is the Jets are in the playoffs? The Colts, that’s who, for giving up their game last week. If there’s really anything wrong with not playing, it’s when you let teams in the playoffs who should have to play real games. I wonder if the Bengals are just as guilty as the Colts and if the Jets would have finished 7-9 if those teams had played all out. While in the NFC, I really feel the best six teams made the playoffs, I don’t think that in the AFC. The Ravens deserve to be there, but I’m unsure about the Jets. I don’t like the Jets, if that wasn’t clear.
Houston 34 New England 27
I don’t like the Patriots either, incidentally, but we’ll get to them. The Texans do what they have to do to give themselves a shot at the playoffs and finish with their first winning record ever. Of course, the Bengals’ crapping on themselves keeps them out of the playoffs. They’re slowly coming on, and Matt Schaub (from…Virginia) had a great season. Maybe next year is the year they get to the playoffs. We’ll see. The Patriots will host the Ravens next week, and they lost Wes Welker to a season-ending injury, and he’s a major piece of their offense obviously. The Patriots have seemed to just not have it together this year, and without Welker, they’ll look like it even less. I predict a Ravens win. Of course, Welker’s injury will give credence to those who say you need to rest starters when you have nothing to play for (just the 3 or 4 seed really, in the Pats’ case, and they were going to play the Ravens regardless of what seed they were going to be with the way things shook out). Now, I’m not really on either side of that argument; I think both sides have something to say and that each team needs to make their own decision. The Pats weren’t playing all that well, other than destroying Jacksonville last week, so they probably needed to go into the playoffs on an up note. So, I can’t fault them.
Minnesota 44 New York Giants 7
Talk about choking. The Giants started 5-0, then collapsed. There was some talk early about their easy schedule in that start, and that talk proved to be warranted. Other than their pasting of the sorry Redskins, the Giants have looked terrible recently. Minnesota gets that 2-seed and the week off that they looked to be blowing. They would have gotten it anyway with the Eagles’ loss and the Cardinals’ loss, but they stepped up to show they’re still a Super Bowl contender and that Brett Favre is still a great QB, at least against a pathetic, overmatched defense.
Kansas City 44 Denver 24
I predicted bad things for Denver coming into the season, then foretold of a collapse for the first few weeks as they were winning. I finally gave in and gave Josh McDaniels credit after they went to 6-0 and admitted to being wrong. However, I was wrong to admit I was wrong. The collapse came. This team lost all three of their division home games, with only one of them to a good team (San Diego). They lost not only to the Raiders and Chiefs at home, they lost to the Redskins on the road. Last year, they were 3-0 and 8-5; this year 6-0 and 8-4. Both years, they were 8-8 and missing out on the playoffs during the final week. At least they lost to a good team last year, not a terrible one. Maybe Mike Shanahan wasn’t the problem. Unfortunately, because of the fast start, Josh McDaniels will get another year, and to be honest, that’s probably fair. The Chiefs played hard in this one, but what they’ve done throughout the season doesn’t give me a lot of hope for the future.
Tennessee 17 Seattle 13
Chris Johnson gets to 2,000 yards in this one, though he doesn’t break (or really even threaten) Eric Dickerson’s single season rushing record. However, he does break Marshall Faulk’s record for yards from scrimmage (rushing and receiving). That record may not get as much publicity, but I think it’s even more important. He’ll be the first pick in all fantasy leagues next year, most likely, and he’s a great player. And to think, the Titans were roundly criticized for picking this guy two years ago. Trust good organizations. Also, I’d like to ask you who said the Titans would finish at .500 after they started 0-6? Oh right, it was me. At the same time, who predicted a comeback season from the Seahawks. Oh right, that was unfortunately me too. This team just seemed uninspired and boring all year. I really don’t know what’s wrong up there. The Titans will be back to competing for the playoffs and maybe beyond next year now that they know Vince Young is their QB of the future and now that they know they have one of the best running backs in the game.
San Diego 23 Washington 20
The Redskins find a way to lose yet again. They were up most of the game while San Diego, playing for nothing, took out their starters and had Billy Volek at quarterback. And they still lost in the final minute. The Redskins finished with the same record as the sorry Chiefs and with a worse record than the dysfunctional Raiders and dysfunctional Browns. Seriously, the Browns had a better record. What an amazingly horrible season for the Redskins. San Diego might be the best team in the AFC, but this game obviously tells us nothing since it wasn’t important. Maybe it tells us the backups are pretty good, but I think that part tells us how bad the Redskins were this year.
Baltimore 21 Oakland 13
The Raiders put up a game but came up short in the end. Punting late down eight was probably their biggest undoing. Well, that and having to play JaMarcus Russell at the end of the game when Charlie Frye went down. In an AFC where beyond the division winners, there were a lot of .500-ish teams, you wonder if the Raiders could have been one of those teams if they hadn’t played Russell so much early. This is a terrible organization though there’s some talent in spots. There’s also plenty of overpaid untalented, lazy players on the team too. The Ravens make the playoffs with the win and will face New England in Foxborough next week, where I predict they’ll win. I think they’re the better team, and they’re playing well now. Ed Reed is back, and this is a team to be reckoned with at all playoff levels.
Pittsburgh 30 Miami 24
The Ravens win officially knocked the Steelers out of the playoffs, which has got to hurt Steelers fan pretty badly. But they won the Super Bowl last year. And who’s been saying all year that they expected the same thing to happen as happened during the 2006 season, that the Super Bowl Champion Steelers would miss the playoffs while the Super Bowl losers, the Cardinals this year, the Seahawks in 2006, would actually make the playoffs? Oh right, that was me. I’ve said a lot about the Dolphins this year, and this is about where I expected them to end up. There’s a lot of hope for the future though. They’re a fun team, and they lost some close games. They’ll win those next year, and I predict a division championship for them next year. I predict the Steelers will be more competitive next year too.
Carolina 23 New Orleans 10
The Saints rest some starters, including the great Drew Brees and end up losing their third in a row. They’re not exactly going into the playoffs on a high note after starting 13-0. Still, they have every game in the Superdome they’ll play in the playoffs, but I’d be worried about them if I were a fan. The Panthers quietly put together a .500 season after looking like they’d be terrible. John Fox deserves another year, and I’d like to see Matt Moore compete for the starting QB job next year. He’s really proven himself with Jake “Oh Crap, I Threw It to the Wrong Team Again” Delhomme hurt. I’ll say it again, I predict the Panthers win the NFC South next season. Weird prediction I know, but this is a weird, unpredictable team.
Buffalo 30 Indianapolis 7
Speaking of teams going into the playoffs as a #1 seed on a down note, I give you the Colts, losing their last two, this one in the snow in Buffalo. Not much motivation for them sure, but a lot of teams go 14-2, few go 15-1, only one has gone 16-0, none have gone 19-0. Terrell Owens is now third all time in receiving yards. I noticed that Tim Brown was fourth and that Marvin Harrison was fifth, which made sense. Obviously, Jerry Rice was far and away #1. But as I was looking at the graphic on TV, I just glossed over #2, I think just assuming it was Cris Carter. It wasn’t. It was Isaac Bruce. Seriously, Isaac Bruce has the second most receiving yards in NFL history. It sort of makes sense when you think about it, but I would have guessed Carter, Brown, Harrison, and maybe others before I got to Bruce. Owens probably won’t be back with the Bills and may not be back in the league next year. Apparently, the Bills are talking to Bill Cowher and will interview interim coach Perry Fewell. I think Fewell did a good job at the end of the season with this team, though if Cowher’s available, that’s probably the better option.
Chicago 37 Detroit 23
The Bears end up with a mediocre, 7-9 season. Who said they’d compete for a Super Bowl? Oh right, that was me. See, I’m not always giving myself credit for being right. I was wrong about the Bears. Jay Cutler had a great game, and he’s not as bad as people want him to be. He threw a lot of picks this year, but they came in clumps, in certain bad games. He had a four-pick game and a five-pick game, and he almost won the four-pick game. Many of them weren’t his fault. The Bears had other issues, especially injuries on the defense. I hope Lovie Smith gets another year, but we’ll see what happens. Devin Aromashodu had two more TDs in this one, pretty good for a guy I’d never of a week ago. I really expected more from the Lions this year. I thought they were on the right track, and maybe they are, but in today’s NFL, the turnaround should happen a little quicker than it seems to be happening in Detroit. Maybe the Matt Millen era had killed the talent level so badly that it will take much longer, but maybe they’re not really on the right track. Next season will tell us more.
Cleveland 23 Jacksonville 17
The Browns make Mike Holmgren’s decision whether or not to keep Eric Mangini a tough one by winning their fourth in a row. Supposedly, they hadn’t won four in a row since 1994. Except the Browns weren’t around in 1994. That was the team that’s now the Ravens. I know how NFL history is supposed to work on this front, but it still bothers me. The 1993 Patriots started out 1-11 in their first year under Bill Parcells and won their last four before going 10-6 the following season, then two season after that going to the Super Bowl. Will that happen in Cleveland? No, no it won’t. But maybe Mangini is doing something right. A lot of players have been lobbying for him, and by his quotes, I actually agree with his thoughts about what he’s doing. Has he made mistakes? Oh yeah. Should he be fired for some of those, like over-fining a player for not paying for a $3 bottle of water? Maybe. But maybe he should be given another year, provided a new offensive coordinator comes in and provided that Brady Quinn be made the starter here. Onto the Jaguars, who said as the Jags got into playoff contention that this wasn’t a playoff team and would miss out? Oh right, that was me. Can I also bring up that they end up finishing in last place in their division, as I predicted? They’re just a very boring, uninspiring team, much like the Bills or the Seahawks.
San Francisco 28 St. Louis 6
The Niners finish 8-8, which is where I thought they’d finish (give me credit…again). They need to get more out of the offense next year to make the playoffs, but another year for Alex Smith, who’s come on very well, might do it. They have some talent there, with Vernon Davis and Michael Crabtree and Frank Gore, so maybe it can happen. The Rams, despite having one of the best running backs in the league in the Steven Jackson, who could probably run for 2,000 yards for an actual NFL-caliber team given what he did this year for this team, are just awful at most positions. They’re just pathetic. 1-15. I actually wonder if they’re worse than last year’s Lions. This team has gone from Super Bowl team with Kurt Warner to playoff team in the Marc Bulger era to a worse embarrassment than they were pre-Kurt Warner.
Atlanta 20 Tampa Bay 10
The Falcons finish above .500 two years in a row for the first time in franchise history. Like I said earlier, they’re clearly the seventh best team in the NFC. They’re better than the nine teams below them, but they’re not in the class of the six teams that made the playoffs. But the right people are in place in the front office, the coaching staff, and on the field now that it’s not a surprise that this is the most stable this organization has ever been. They had a tough schedule this year and came out pretty decent, albeit not in the playoffs. Maybe they go 11-5 again next year, or maybe they go 9-7 and make the playoffs. Barring injury though, I don’t see them finishing below .500. The Bucs have looked better in recent weeks, which is how a young, rebuilding team that started so poorly wants to finish a season. Like with the Lions, next year will tell us what we really need to know.
