On the Foley scandal, aka Masturgate...

I had a whole big long enraged post written up about the failure of leadership in the Republican party through this cover-up, and how this scandal has legs because while Americans don't grasp the nuances of Jack Abramoff and are tuning out Iraq, but everyone knows what underage boy-fucking is, and unless you're Debra LaFave, there really isn't any way to put a pretty face on it.

...but this damn faltering piece of shit content management system pretty much ate it.

So instead I leave you with a joke.

Q. Why don't Republican congressmen use bookmarks?

A. They just bend over the pages.