13 April 2006

Epcot Unveils "OJ Simpson: The Ride!"

Mission: SPACE has now killed as many people as America's favorite hall of fame running back. Thanks, Disney, for such a feat of Imagineering. I wonder if they'll start selling commemorative coffins in the Mission: SPACE gift shop.

I wonder if Michael Eisner will be scouring the golf courses of Florida looking for the "real killer." Oh wait, that's right, he no longer works at Disney. He now has a talk show on CNBC that gets a ZERO rating. Like John McEnroe's. So let's open up the floor for discussion:

Who deserves a talkshow less than John McEnroe or Michael Eisner?

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